December 2011
103 posts
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I had this dream that this girl I know from work gave me three tattoos that I didn’t even ask for. She did a really light sketch of an ear on my right hand and told me to listen more. Then she did a big blue bottle on the back of my right forearm and finished it off with a weird seam tattoo on the back of my arm. Then she proceeded to tattoo the feet of her three year old daughter. “To...
blastmasterteej asked: I'll do accents with you all day baby :] and noooo wayyyyyyy, my icon is icky. you're all beautiful and elegant looking and i'm just meh. Yours is totally better. <333
blastmasterteej asked: There's no way my amazing girlfriend misses me more, there's just no way. I hope she really really likes me cause I like her sososososososososooo much. I'm so happy she's my girlfriend, did she say she was happy as well? :3
blastmasterteej asked: Heyyy, you're one beautiful lady. I like youuuuuu. And misss youuuuuu. <33333
Have you ever been crazy and going on at a CiCi’s pizza? No? Well you’re not living then.
Oh I get it now, mom. My value as a person is in direct correlation with how much I’ll clean for you.
Sorry I’m not living up to your expectations.
I guess you’re right. I “used to be such a great person.”
I feel like absolute shit. A combination of what is probably undiagnosed pneumonia, adderall, an empty stomach, and awkward positioning has left me with a series of complaints; starting with how my nose feels like someone pressed it a little to far into my face and ending with how badly my twitching limbs are making my muscles hurt. If anyone has a cure to the melting feeling that accompanies...
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Puppies too loud? Hot box your car!
the-jesus-minaj:
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want to get a disc from netflix in the mail right now but haven’t watched the last one yet? lie lie lie and say you didn’t ever get it.
